FUCKING RAIN!!!!

It's raining like a muhfucka outside today.

I hate rainy days. Atleast Monday thru Friday. If it were up to me. Rainy days would mean, you dont have to trekk into work, especially if you work in the city.

I mean seriously. How fuckin aggravating. Rainy mornings always get off to a bad start. You leave the house, cant forget the umbrella- which is a pain in the ass in itself.. I only got two hands, which I need to hold my coffee and smoke my cigarette (WTF) And then, it seems like--no matter how much money I waste on a fuckin umbrella.. a gust of wind turns the shit inside out.. and now, with my other full-hand I have to wrestle with this fuckin thing.. ARGHH!!!

Meanwhile..

you have a bunch of ASSHOLES that dont know how to walk and carry an umbrella and watch where they are walking all at the same time. Or how about the dickheads, who carry the most obnoxious, biggest fuckin umbrellas known to God.. which takes up the whole fuckin sidewalk and then these idiots walk like they have no where to fuckin go. Which only convinces me.. they probably cant fuckin drive either. So by now, I am experiencing SIDEWALK rage, mentally visioning myself throwing these people out of my way, all the while gritting my teeth and my jaw is bulging. (Maybe I have anger issues.. but whatever).

If I ever spontaneously flip my wig and kill a complete a stranger.. it will most definetly be a rainy day.

and a word of advice to anyone visiting the city on a rainy day.. STAY FAR AWAY from the curb.. cuz the buses and the taxis will come SPEEDING thru, sending a fuckin Tsunami spraying everything on the side of it, you included.

I'm in the comfort of my warm, dry office now.. working on my second cup of coffee as the bottom of my pants slowly dry. The forecast has this rainy sticking around for another day or two.. so I will most likely relive this fabulous experience on my way home. After that, Im staying home.

Fuck the rain.

(hey, atleast its Friday, right? lol)